Now You Can Drink Unicorn Tears In The Form Of Gin!

Firebox has created lots of unusual gifts for the slightly different person, with slightly different taste. For example, Unicorn Tears Gin Liqueur.

According to the Firebox website, the gin “is made from real Unicorn tears.” It’s created in a secret location, using their “free range Unicorn herd” and a “closely-guarded extraction process (patent-pending).”

Firebox reports this is their 2nd batch, and it is more refined than the last. This is because they have “improved the emotion harvesting technology,” which results in a “bittersweet gin experience and an iridescent glittery appearance that will blow your mind.”

Firebox | Unicorn Tears

Unicorn Tears Gin LiqueurThe website goes into detail about the imaginary process of cultivating Unicorn tears, and though it does sound unfortunate, it also sounds delicious.

“You too can now embody the purity, power and potency of nature’s most sacred steed,” Firebox proclaims. “To unleash their magical powers: Swirl the bottle. Behold its shimmering majesty. Consume the mythical spirit.”

Unicorn Tears Gin Liqueur
Firebox | Unicorn Tears

Unicorn Tears Gin is 40% alcohol, and proudly distilled in England. Each 50cl bottle can be purchased for £39.99, if you are of legal age, of course.

It is advised to be careful, however, when admiring the glittery liquid inside.

“For anyone with a fragile mind: Please be careful if you hold the bottle up to the light to stare deeply into the cosmos-like shimmering mixture. You may lose yourself in there.”

Unicorn Tears Gin Liqueur
Firebox | Unicorn Tears

There’s even a yummy “Cosmopolicorn” recipe:

  • Add 50ml x Unicorn Tears Gin Liqueur
  • Add 50ml triple sec
  • Add 15ml lime juice
  • Add 15ml cranberry juice
  • Shake and strain into a cocktail glass
  • Garnish with lime

For more information, and more insanely awesome gifts for your not-so-average person, please visit the Firebox website.

By Raven Fon